Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Dear Friends and Family

Since tuition is due soon and I'll have to buy textbooks, we are a little broke right now. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts for Christmas. Please let me know your sizes and if you would like them made for a man or woman (which will tell me what to put on them). You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.


How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:

* Soft and Hygienic

* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh

* No more bending over to mop up spills

* Disposable and biodegradable

* Environmentally safe

* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself.... Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.
Don't worry, you can thank me later :)

3 comments:

Life is Full of Adventures! said...

That is so funny. I think I might have to make some just to see peoples reactions.

Jana said...

This is the funniest d**n thing I have EVER seen! You freakin' rock! :)

Brett, Jenn and Alex said...

That is freakin' hilarious!!! I'll take a light ;)!